Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you have merchandise?

A: Not yet. I'd like to pursue a range of grinandreadit cardigans but am yet to find the right designer.

Q: How come I have never heard of you?

A: I know right?! The simple answer is because I have only just started writing and only one site has published my stuff so far. The more narcissistic is that I am an undiscovered genius.

Q: Were you downplaying how good you were in your daughter's ballet class? (Article: The Ballet Lesson)

A: Look, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm pretty awesome at dancing. And yes, there was a touch of the Billy Elliot about me in that studio - a raw, untapped potential just waiting to be discovered (see previous question).

Q: Do you do freelance writing?

A: Oh, is this a serious question? Yeah, sure, book me.